I Have Poison Ivy On My Fu*king Neck

I really do. It kind of sucks. But here's a few things that don't suck at all...

kill them with kindness

 >kill author issue 8, Vladimir Nabokov. >kill author has been chugging right along, and this issue boasts some greatness by Sheldon Lee Compton, Frank Hinton, Lauren Becker, and many more.

BPR: So much smoother than PBR

Blue Print Review's Blue Print Press has two micro novels that are now open for pre-order: The Republic of Love by Nora Nadjarian and My Apartment by Michael K. White. If you order them both you get a sweet deal. Learn more here.

Christy Crutchfield, writer, teacher, improv master, and all around awesome person, paints the walls of Everyday Genius with Flood Plain.

...poison ivy is stupid.